Investing in a wife from russia. One day you may get home to get you hazel-eyed, brunette woman being a sparkling blonde; for a Saturday she’ll just just take you for a week-end escape to her selo in Kyustendil and then thing you realize, she’ll be driving you over the edge to Greece for many olives and baklava, simply to show that her baklava is waaay better. Best of luck staying bored!
2. You’ll get fat from all the banitsa.3. The marriage could be a circus.
We want to ruin our boyfriends. That you trust our superior self-medication skills enough) if you’re sick, we’ll nurse you to health (provided. If you’re sad, we’ll be your shrink and pay attention patiently. Our mothers train us the classic “a man’s love undergoes their stomach, ” therefore prepare for opulent dinners of banitsa, skara, guyvetch, musaka, keks and whatever else you ever liked or didn’t understand you liked yet. Better toss your jeans out of the window because you’re increasing a size, mister! Continue reading